Well, it seems that I've publicly offered my services as a community babysitter.
By all means, send your little ones to me! I'm available at almost any hour, with the exception of sunrise, as that's when I do my training runs and workouts that are crucial to my occupation. I have no problem with overnight babysitting, as long as mentioned little ones will sleep through this daily training routine, would be willing to quietly watch, or can be gathered prior to.
I'm not asking any payment- simply doing this to help (and to hope that someone may return the favor to me if I ever have sprouts of my own.)