It has come to my attention that this is quite the place to be, so I am scoping out the territory ahead of time before bringing in my army to conquer you all.
So, tell me all about you, as a people. I'd like to have a grasp of the local culture before attempting to assimilate it into my own. If any enterprising soul would care to fill me in on your strengths and weaknesses, I would be much obliged, and will pay an appropriate amount for the information volunteered.
Though, this does seem like quite the quaint vacation spot. If anyone can recommend another realm for conquering, I might be persuaded to leave this particular area alone in favor of being able to hide out here in case my army is defeated.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation,